Barney's HOW OLD????

Well, the way barney behaves, you'd think he was a little kid or something, like what-six? But then again, he's about the height of a thirty, or twenty year old, so maybe he's a bit older. But due to a recent peek on wikipedia, I found out that Barney...

IS TWO MILLION YEAR'S OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It makes sense, 'coz he's a dinosaur, but then again, shouldn't he be extinct?

A point I have prayed for to exist.

See, website-disliking-parents? Your kids shouldn't be watching some old grandpa. I mean, that's just creepy.