If you have bothered to read as far as this post, then you are probably another psycho with the same deranged dream as myself-Destroy Barney in the most inhumane way possible.
Some people will agree, nod their heads, and pull their dust-covered Barney Destrucor 3000 rays out of the closet, but some will scratch their heads, and mutter, "Isn't Barney that cute little purple dinosaur?"
I have two messages for those people.
1; Where have you BEEN the past 20 years?
2; KEEP ON READIN'!
Please stay posted because I would be glad to show you around the misery that is Barney and Friends.